Session Start: Sun Feb 17 16:13:08 2002
[16:13] *** Now Talking in #execcouncil.
[16:13] <@ElectricD> I told him to take it up with you...
[16:13] *** Lara 4[ops] Night-Hawk
[16:13] <@Night-Hawk> 12° Booya! 12°
[16:13] <@Night-Hawk> alright what's goin on in here
[16:13] *** Lara sets 4[channelmode] +l 5
[16:13] *** Lara sets 4[channelmode] +i
[16:13] <@Lara> Now.
[16:13] <@Lara> What do we do about this offensive prick?
[16:13] <@Traven> May I show you what we are talking about?
[16:13] <@Lara> Yes,
[16:13] <@Lara> Please do so.
[16:14] <@Traven> <Traven> Sorry man.... just a few minutes
[16:14] <@Traven> <Traven> I'm busy
[16:14] <@Traven> <Harlequin> Take your time. Don't reply to this, just send 
me a message when your done.
[16:14] <@Traven> <Traven> I am done
[16:14] <@Traven> <Harlequin> Welcome back.
[16:14] <@Traven> <Traven> Thank you
[16:14] <@Traven> <Harlequin> Not a problem.
[16:14] <@Traven> <Harlequin> Now, what do you have against me?
[16:14] <@Traven> * Traven blinks
[16:14] <@Traven> <Traven> Well, I've found you to be a lacky who kisses a 
bit too much ass for my taste
[16:14] <@Traven> <Harlequin> Fair cop.
[16:14] <@Traven> <Traven> And you tend to start problems with your mouth
[16:14] <@Traven> <Traven> Besides that, nothing
[16:14] <@Traven> <Harlequin> Who's asses have I kissed?
[16:14] <@Traven> <Traven> Well, you walked in here and kissed Lara's
[16:14] <@Traven> <Traven> I've seen you do the same to other mods on V13
[16:14] <@Traven> <Traven> And I've seen you do in on the Illuminati
[16:14] <@Traven> <Harlequin> So I'm a kissass because I happen to like the 
Illuminati and Elara?
[16:14] <@Traven> <Traven> No, there is a point when liking someone is too 
excessive
[16:14] <@Traven> <Harlequin> I'm a clanner.  Not a Tactics clanner.  But a 
clanner.  Shit happens.
[16:14] <@Traven> * Traven shrugs
[16:14] <@Traven> <Traven> That it does
[16:14] <@Traven> <Harlequin> And what problems have I started with my 
mouth?
[16:14] <@Traven> <Traven> More than once you opened your mouth on the 
Illuminati and shit has happened
[16:14] <@Traven> <Harlequin> Name once.
[16:14] <@Traven> <Traven> A month ago...
[16:14] <@Traven> <Traven> January 14th to be exact
[16:15] <@Traven> That's all we have thus far
[16:15] <@Traven> oh wait! More
[16:15] <@Lara> He's a moron.
[16:15] <@ElectricD> I'm all about murdering him, dumping his body in the 
middle of a swamp, and renting his house out to migrant workers.
[16:15] <@Lara> Tim?
[16:15] <@Traven> <Harlequin> And what happened?
[16:15] <@Traven> <Traven> You made a comment about a disasterous period in 
my life and I almost murdured you
[16:17] <@Night-Hawk> kickban, then send Roger AND Elliot around to his 
house
[16:17] <@Night-Hawk> ass kisser...
[16:17] <@Night-Hawk> hate ass kissers
[16:17] <@Night-Hawk> sucking up to authority
[16:17] <@Lara> He's so fucking dim...
[16:18] <@Lara> it's like trying to read by the light of a burned out 
lightbulb.
[16:18] * @Traven nods
[16:18] * @Traven sighs
[16:19] <@Night-Hawk> [16:16] <@Lara> Fair enough.
[16:19] <@Night-Hawk> [16:17] <@Lara> We're no longer concerned with 
...mainstream Fallout.
[16:19] <@Night-Hawk> [16:17] <Harlequin> Your speaking like Morpheus.
[16:19] <@Night-Hawk> [16:17] <@Lara> No shit.
[16:19] <@Night-Hawk> [16:17] * @Lara smiles again
[16:19] <@Night-Hawk> [16:17] <Harlequin> It took me that long to figure it 
out.
[16:19] <@Night-Hawk> [16:17] <Harlequin> Amazing.  Somebody shoot me.
[16:19] <@Traven> This dude... *scream*
[16:19] <@Night-Hawk> WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!
[16:19] <@Lara> That's called blatant stupidity.
[16:19] <@Lara> Or name dropping.
[16:19] * @Traven nods
[16:19] <@Lara> Phil, welcome to the world of "Excuse me, I'm an idiot 
trying to fuck things up."
[16:19] <@Lara> What do you think about this guy?
[16:19] <@Night-Hawk> IF THAT ISN'T CALLED ASS KISSING I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT 
IS
[16:20] * @ElectricD shakes his head
[16:20] <@Typhon> Me? I agree with ED. Euthanasia is in short order.
[16:20] * @Lara smiles
[16:20] <@Lara> Very well...
[16:20] <@Lara> All those in favor of hearing this prick out then mass 
kick-banning him say "Aye!"
[16:20] * @Traven "Ayes!"
[16:20] <@Night-Hawk> AYE!
[16:20] <@Night-Hawk> [16:14] <Harlequin> I'm not here to leech.  I like you 
and what you've done.
[16:20] <@Typhon> es muy AYE!
[16:21] <@Night-Hawk> FUCKIN HELL, YOU SHOULD HAVE KICKED HIM JUST FOR THAT
[16:21] <@ElectricD> I'm usually all about giving people a chance... but 
fuck it, he's got a rep-sheet a mile long... AYE!
[16:21] <@Lara> None opposed, the measure passes...
[16:21] * @Lara bangs the Feargus on her desk.
[16:21] <@Traven> You mean the wooden head?
[16:22] <@Lara> STRIIIIIIIIIIIKE TWO!
[16:22] <@Lara> He hasn't played FOT. But he feels like he can make a shrine 
to the game.
[16:22] <@Lara> Amazing.
[16:22] <@Lara> The man is a technoclarvoyant.
[16:22] * @Lara snickers
[16:22] * @Traven blinks again
[16:22] <@Night-Hawk> he hasn't played FOT?
[16:22] <@Traven> What was strike one and why aren't we on strike 7?
[16:23] <@Night-Hawk> or 22231231243143?
[16:23] <@Lara> Strike One was attacking you on the Illuminati boards.
[16:23] * @ElectricD blinks
[16:23] <@Typhon> <Harlequin> Amen to that, sister.
[16:23] <@Typhon> oh my sweet holy god.
[16:23] <@Lara> HE CAN
[16:23] <@Lara> HE CAN'T FIND HIS OWN GODDAMNED SITE???!!!
[16:23] <@Night-Hawk> as i said... SUCKING UP TO AUTHORITY
[16:23] * @Lara falls onto the floor, laughing insanely
[16:24] * @ElectricD blinks a few million more times
[16:24] <@Lara> 
http://www.vault13.net/board/showthread.php?s=&postid=1224898963#post1224898963
[16:24] <@Lara> Sorry...
[16:24] <@Typhon> anybody know the number to a Presidentian Goon Squad?
[16:24] <@Lara> Nto that
[16:24] <@Lara> Lara]   Post a link so that some of my friends here can see 
it.
[16:24] <@Lara> <Harlequin>   You'll have to give me a second to find it 
again.  If thats alright?
[16:24] <@Lara> [Lara]   Sure...
[16:24] <@Lara> <Harlequin>   I would simply throw it onto a disk and upload 
it, but I can't.
[16:24] <@Lara> 10,000 XP if you can translate that into English.
[16:25] <@Typhon> "I am a pitful n00b trying to run a shitty geocities 
site."
[16:25] <@Traven> He's a moron who can't speak
[16:25] <@Traven> Ohhh....
[16:25] <@Night-Hawk> "I... 
am...simply...stalling...for...time...while...i...kiss...your...ass...and...look...for...my...website...."
[16:25] <@Night-Hawk> that's what i can make out of it
[16:26] <@Lara> http://foshrine.tripod.com/index2.html
[16:26] <@Lara> There's his fucking site.
[16:26] <@Traven> Wait a sec...
[16:26] <@ElectricD> Hey!  I remember this thing!
[16:26] <@Typhon> this oughta be gold.
[16:26] <@Traven> YOU found his site before HE did?
[16:27] <@Typhon> AHHH!!! optic pain!
[16:27] * @ElectricD smiles and laughs
[16:27] <@Traven> I'm quite pleased with the new design, I think its rather 
*wipes eye* beautiful.  <Harle>
[16:27] * @Lara snickers
[16:27] <@Lara> Lara]   Ah.
[16:27] <@Lara> <Harlequin>   Okay, you'll have to give me a bit longer.  
I'll go burn i
[16:27] <@Night-Hawk> ...WHAT'S he burning?
[16:27] * @Lara thinks this would be an excellent idea.
[16:27] <@Lara> His site.
[16:27] <@Traven> Also, we now have a new forum with EZBoard, but I'm having 
trouble with it at the moment and I have to wait until the EZBoard guys get 
their asses into gear.  AHEM.  <Harle>
[16:27] <@Lara> With torches, I hope.
[16:28] <@Lara> Oh no, the EZBoard works.
[16:28] <@Lara> Observe mass horror.
[16:28] <@Typhon> or a flamer pistol, so he can burn himself in the process.
[16:28] <@ElectricD> I'm reading his fanfic at the moment...
[16:28] <@Traven> It does?
[16:28] <@Lara> Oh yesl
[16:28] <@Traven> ...................... the fuck?
[16:28] * @Lara shakes her head at truly fucked up webdesign
[16:29] <@Lara> This is a masterpiece.
[16:29] <@Night-Hawk> ...check out ALLIANCES
[16:29] <@Typhon> can we send this in to something awful?
[16:29] <@Night-Hawk> no
[16:29] <@Traven> I think it goes in the Thread!
[16:29] <@Night-Hawk> send his picture in to somethingawful
[16:29] * @Lara laughs
[16:29] <@Lara> THIS GOES IN THE THREAD!
[16:29] * @Lara laughs
[16:29] <@Night-Hawk> damn right it's burning IN THE OTHER ROOM
[16:30] <@ElectricD> ........
[16:30] <@Night-Hawk> THIS ROOM
[16:30] * @Typhon gives the rampaging supermutant invaders directions to 
Harlequin's house
[16:30] * @ElectricD is trying desperately to keep from laughing
[16:30] * @Night-Hawk throws himself into FEV and follows Typhon's 
instructions
[16:30] * @Lara is laughing out loud and doesn't give a shit who hears her
[16:31] <@Lara> Andrew...
[16:31] <@Traven> Yes?
[16:31] <@Lara> Please explain to me how Microsoft would sell a copy of 
FrontPage to this imbecile?
[16:31] <@Traven> They are greedy bastards
[16:32] <@Lara> Oh, hang on...
[16:32] <@Lara> IT GETS BETTER
[16:32] <@Traven> Ohhh FrontPage 4.0!!!
[16:32] <@Lara> http://foshrine.tripod.com/f3a/index.html
[16:32] <@Traven> What the fuck? TWO of them!
[16:33] <@Typhon> AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
[16:33] <@Night-Hawk> Fallout Tactics Released
[16:33] <@Night-Hawk> Author:  Harlequin 
.........................................   Date:  2-4--2001
[16:33] <@Night-Hawk> Fallout Tactics has finally been released everywhere.  
Clans are springing from the all over California.  Be sure to join the 
action, get fallout tactics as soon as you can!  Clan owners, when the 
server problems are fixed, fallout shrine can host you.  Email 
clans@foshrine.zzn.com for a link to your clan in the clanpages, or for more 
details.  Or you can message me on ICQ.
[16:33] * @Night-Hawk falls over laughing
[16:33] * @Traven no longer has eyes
[16:33] <@Typhon> the images, THE IMAGES!
[16:33] <@Night-Hawk> HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE THE DAMN GAME!!!
[16:33] <@ElectricD> ..............
[16:33] * @Typhon looks for bleach to pour into the smoking holes that were 
once his eyes
[16:34] * @Night-Hawk looks like the poor sod that stepped out of the Vault 
with no protective goggles
[16:34] <@Lara> Click the Programming link
[16:34] <@Lara> Prepare to die laughing
[16:34] * @ElectricD bites his knuckles, trying his HARDEST not to burst 
into laughter!!!!
[16:34] <@Typhon> it looks like he made the whole page with MSPaint.
[16:34] <@Traven> I did
[16:35] * @Traven smirks
[16:35] <@Lara> MS Paint?
[16:35] <@Lara> Please.
[16:35] <@Traven> THIS GOES IN THe THREAD!
[16:35] <@Traven> BOTH!
[16:35] <@Lara> Yeah,  I think so.
[16:35] <@Traven> Wait... he can't do anything better than MS Paint... and 
he wants to completely re-code Fallout 2 TWICE???
[16:35] <@Lara> Yeah
[16:35] <@Typhon> then with what? an etch-a-sketch?
[16:36] <@ElectricD> Broken link... Broken link... Dead-end link... 
dead-end...  broken link...
[16:36] <@Traven> Should we bring this up?
[16:36] <@Lara> Finger paint.
[16:36] <@Lara> No.
[16:36] <@Lara> Not yet.
[16:36] <@Lara> I'm having too much fun leading him on.
[16:36] <@Night-Hawk> OPENGL?!?! the guy can hardly FINGERPAINT, let alone 
do OpenGL
[16:37] <@Typhon> Vault 13 is one of the main fallout sites that has had any 
effect on the community. They have an excellent forum and hosting 
capabilities, and up-to-date news. Vault 13 is also popular as it helps out 
Fallout Tactics clans.
[16:37] <@Typhon> feh.
[16:37] * @ElectricD is going to sit down, before he hyperventilates from 
laughing
[16:37] <@Traven> Hmmm...
[16:37] * @Traven thinks he sees some of SaintP's ass hairs in Harle's teeth
[16:38] <@Typhon> Might as well floss while he's down there.
[16:39] <@Lara> He disagrees!
[16:40] * @Lara giggles
[16:40] <@Traven> This will be classic
[16:40] <@Lara> I'm going to shove his eyeballs into his fucking legs
[16:40] * @Lara waits for the ULTIMATE REVELATION OF TRUTH!
[16:41] <@ElectricD> .........................
[16:41] * @Traven cackles
[16:41] <@Traven> That was... very profound
[16:42] <@Typhon> my life has been forever changed.
[16:42] <@Traven> GO! GO! GO!
[16:42] <@Traven> .....
[16:42] <@Typhon> the hell.
[16:42] * @Lara is trying to recover from falling out of her chair laughing
[16:42] <@Traven> There is fucking nothing there?
[16:43] <@ElectricD> ..............
[16:43] * @Traven picks you back up and dusts you off
[16:43] <@Traven> BE CAREFUL!
[16:43] <@Traven> You can't kick/ban if you hurt yourself
[16:43] * @Lara snickers
[16:43] <@Typhon> my god, its like CONTACT!
[16:43] <@Lara> I LIKE THE NEW STORYLINE!
[16:43] <@Lara> The wheel...
[16:44] * @Traven nods vigorusly
[16:44] <@Lara> The three dots..
[16:44] <@Lara> The bold, yet frantic writing
[16:44] <@Traven> Oh! The Logo!
[16:44] <@Lara> it's all so....
[16:44] <@Lara> FUCKING STUPID AND IDIOTIC!
[16:44] <@Traven> The little shadow...
[16:44] * @Lara collapses into laughter
[16:44] <@Traven> rbr?
[16:44] * @Traven laughs out loud
[16:44] <@Typhon> that one definately deserves a webby award.
[16:45] <@Traven> WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS DUDE ON???
[16:45] <@Lara> Make sure that link goes in the thread to, Justin
[16:45] <@Traven> <Lara> The Web is odd, isn't it?
[16:45] * @Traven laughs
[16:45] <@Lara> Where is Charlie when you need him?
[16:45] <@Lara> Does this guy even realize I'm fucking with him?
[16:45] <@Lara> MCFLY!
[16:45] <@Traven> Getting drunk and fucking a broad
[16:45] * @Lara taps him on the head
[16:45] <@Lara> Hello, McFly.
[16:45] * @ElectricD bites his knuckles, trying DESPERATELY not to hurt 
himself laughing...
[16:45] <@Traven> Who's McFly?
[16:45] <@ElectricD> HEY, MCFLY!!!
[16:45] * @Traven stares blankly
[16:45] <@Typhon> back to the future, dude!
[16:46] <@Traven> ...
[16:46] <@Traven> Oh yeah
[16:46] <@ElectricD> That dude was the creepy thin man in Charlie's 
Angels...  I couldn't stop YELLING that in the theater!
[16:47] <@Traven> Hmm... he almost gets it
[16:47] <@Lara> Almost.
[16:47] <@Lara> PLANET QUAKE?
[16:47] <@Traven> DoomFallout anyone?
[16:47] <@Typhon> <Harlequin> You have turned into a philosopher, Elara./
[16:47] <@ElectricD> OOH!  A graph!
[16:47] <@Typhon> Even in failure, he kisses ass.
[16:47] <@Traven> RAT!
[16:47] * @ElectricD cackles maniacally
[16:47] <@Lara> ...
[16:48] <@Lara> THE FUCK IS THIS?
[16:48] <@Traven> A RAT!
[16:48] * @ElectricD bursts into LAUGHTER!!!
[16:48] <@Typhon> doesnt he get that when you link to a .gif, the browser 
will go to...hmm..I dunno...
[16:48] <@Typhon> A FUCKING GIF!
[16:48] *** Lara sets 4[channelmode] +n
[16:49] <@Typhon> the fuck is this?
[16:49] <@Traven> Does this count as a design doc?
[16:49] *** Lara sets 4[channelmode] +k darken
[16:49] <@Lara> I hope not.
[16:49] * @Traven nods
[16:49] <@Traven> If anyone gets kicked the password is "darken" okay?
[16:49] <@Night-Hawk> gotcha
[16:49] * @ElectricD laughs!
[16:49] * @Typhon looks for a bottle of Old Crow to either quell the spite 
or beat Harle in the head with it
[16:50] <@Lara> This is fucking something awful
[16:50] <@Traven> Is his picture on the web anywhere?
[16:50] <@Night-Hawk> [16:46] <@Lara> Dealing with closeminded idiots and 
people who don't see truth right in their face has...made me calmer.
[16:50] <@Night-Hawk> [16:46] <@Lara> With some of these people, they don't 
get it when told point blank. It's useful to apply what I've learned in all 
situations.
[16:50] <@Night-Hawk> [16:46] <Harlequin> I choose not to take that the way 
it sounded.
[16:50] * @Traven wants to see this
[16:50] <@Night-Hawk> [16:48] <Harlequin> I have always respected that about 
you.
[16:50] <@Night-Hawk> [16:48] <Harlequin> Aye.
[16:50] <@ElectricD> "Basically, some Russian with high power and lots of 
cool gear is pissed cos you wiped out his entire family.  Now he's being 
unforgiving and not letting you move into your new home - in fact, he's 
breaking things up."
[16:50] <@Night-Hawk> contradicting himself in the space of 2 minutes...
[16:50] * @Lara giggles
[16:51] <@Lara> Is he drunk?
[16:51] <@Night-Hawk> just hopeless...
[16:51] <@Typhon> or stupid.
[16:51] <@Traven> No, his head is naturally made of concrete
[16:51] <@Night-Hawk> or both
[16:51] <@Lara> Hasn't he noticed everyone else is completely SILENT?
[16:51] <@Traven> Nope
[16:51] * @Lara snorts back laughter
[16:51] <@Night-Hawk> nop
[16:51] <@Lara> He's dim.
[16:51] <@Traven> I find that the best part
[16:51] <@Lara> Very dim
[16:51] <@Traven> Dim?
[16:51] <@Traven> The boy is fucking OUT
[16:52] <@Typhon> When you have the IQ of something growing on the Master's 
wall, you tend not to notice such things.
[16:52] <@ElectricD> "End - The BOY move into russia's old home after 
throwing them out.  Leaves space for the Russians to return."
[16:52] <@Traven> ...
[16:52] <@Traven> You beat back the enemy only to allow them to come back 
and live in harmony with them?
[16:52] <@Traven> Even fucking Fergus can do better than that!
[16:52] <@Night-Hawk> HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH
[16:53] * @ElectricD laughs
[16:53] <@Lara> GAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh
[16:53] <@Traven> <Lara> How does the Russian angle fit in?
[16:53] <@Traven> <Harlequin> Russians are cool.
[16:53] <@Lara> [Lara]   How does the Russian angle fit in?
[16:53] <@Lara> <Harlequin>   Russians are cool.
[16:53] * @Traven giggles
[16:53] <@Lara> <Harlequin>   Russians are cool.
[16:53] <@Lara> <Harlequin>   Russians are cool.
[16:53] <@Lara> <Harlequin>   Russians are cool.
[16:53] <@Lara> <Harlequin>   Russians are cool.
[16:53] <@Lara> <Harlequin>   Russians are cool.
[16:53] * @Lara can't stop laughing
[16:53] * @ElectricD falls over laughing
[16:53] <@Lara> <Harlequin>   Basically, I got the whole russian idea from a 
picture someone drew.
[16:53] * @Lara snickers
[16:53] <@Traven> I am going to save this and set it as a download for the 
STP site
[16:53] <@Typhon> this is the worst thing ever.
[16:53] <@Night-Hawk> [16:53] <Harlequin> Hang on a sec, I'll go dig up some 
shit so I can actually tell you.
[16:53] <@Traven> How NOT to become a Steel Paladin
[16:53] <@Night-Hawk> you mean he buried his brains in his garden?
[16:54] <@Traven> by Lord Harle
[16:54] <@Lara> I just showed Roger the site
[16:54] <@Traven> ...
[16:54] <@Lara> He staggered out laughing his ass off
[16:54] <@ElectricD> ............!!!!!!!!!!!!
[16:54] <@Lara> askhfdalhlaj
[16:54] <@Lara> HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
[16:54] <@ElectricD> "Sudden realization hits."
[16:54] <@Night-Hawk> 'CONTRADICTION ALERT'
[16:54] <@Typhon> this is some kind of punishment from God.
[16:55] <@Night-Hawk> yeah
[16:55] <@Lara> God hates us.
[16:55] <@Traven> Or him
[16:55] <@Lara> He hates us LOTS
[16:55] <@Traven> Nah... he wanted us to have a fun night
[16:55] * @Lara kneels to pray
[16:55] <@Lara> Lord..
[16:55] <@ElectricD> I hate putting someone down... but I think he deserves 
it...
[16:55] <@Lara> I don't know WHAT the fuck I did to deserve this..
[16:55] <@Lara> But make it stop!
[16:55] <@Traven> Uh... Lara? Can you say fuck to God?
[16:55] <@ElectricD> God's cool like that...
[16:56] <@ElectricD> God's a hip cat!
[16:56] <@Typhon> God's an OG!
[16:56] <@Night-Hawk> there's a billboard i pass by every day that says 
'Keep Using My Name In Vain, I'll Make Rush Hour Longer - God' ... you guys 
just caused a 5 hour traffic jam
[16:56] <@Lara> I mean, goddamn, God...this guy is ... braindamaged?
[16:56] <@Night-Hawk> just kick him already
[16:56] <@Typhon> hell, he IS the OG.
[16:56] <@Typhon> no way! this is fun, in a masochistic sort of way.
[16:56] <@Lara> So , like take him out. Send him to the old Lightbringer 
downstairs. Crash a meteor into his house.
[16:56] <@Lara> ANYTHING.
[16:57] <@Lara> Amen.
[16:57] * @Lara stands slowly, crossing herself piously
[16:57] * @Traven helps Lara back up
[16:57] <@Lara> Ex feceata conscendo
[16:57] <@Lara> From shit he arose
[16:57] <@Traven> ?
[16:57] * @Lara laughs
[16:57] <@ElectricD> I dunno if God smites those who obviously did not eat 
of the Fruit of Wisdom...
[16:58] <@Night-Hawk> 12Laugh 12Out 12Loud
[16:58] <@Lara> That boy ate of the Fruit of Lobotomy
[16:58] <@Traven> <Harlequin> WTF?  Was I on drugs when I did this?
[16:58] <@Traven> <Harlequin> WTF?  Was I on drugs when I did this?
[16:58] <@Traven> <Harlequin> WTF?  Was I on drugs when I did this?
[16:58] * @ElectricD smiles
[16:58] <@Traven> <Harlequin> WTF?  Was I on drugs when I did this?
[16:58] <@Traven> <Harlequin> WTF?  Was I on drugs when I did this?
[16:58] <@Traven> <Harlequin> WTF?  Was I on drugs when I did this?
[16:58] <@Typhon> Harlequin's existence is a sin against nature.
[16:58] <@Night-Hawk> against NATURAL SELECTION
[16:58] <@Traven> Or at least against Monkeys
[16:58] <@Night-Hawk> and gorillas
[16:58] <@Lara> Against the laws of physics, too.
[16:58] <@ElectricD> BURN IT!  BURN IT ALL!!!
[16:58] <@Traven> NO@
[16:58] <@Night-Hawk> and the Law of order... how could he arise from shit
[16:58] <@Traven> I want to save this
[16:59] <@Lara> Any mass of stupidity that dense should be a black hole.
[16:59] <@Traven> .....
[16:59] <@Lara> What else could he arise FROM , Tim?
[16:59] <@Traven> True
[16:59] <@Lara> That is shit.
[16:59] <@Lara> Period.
[16:59] <@ElectricD> What we need to do is dress him up in fine pelts, and 
bejewel him... then SACRIFICE HIM TO MOTHRA!!!
[16:59] <@Typhon> how in the name of Darwin can anything like him survive 
natural selection?
[16:59] * @Lara nearly chokes
[16:59] <@Night-Hawk> exactly
[16:59] <@Lara> Hahahaha!
[16:59] <@Night-Hawk> [16:58] <Harlequin> Its not entirely elaborated, and 
doesn't make *complete* sense, but its there nonetheless.  I may have to 
burn this, too.
[16:59] * @ElectricD cackles
[16:59] <@Night-Hawk> sure
[16:59] * @Traven is glad he didn't go to sleep
[17:00] <@Lara> I guess he means uploading.
[17:00] <@Traven> I would have missed the fun
[17:00] <@ElectricD> Ok, it's burning.
[17:00] * @ElectricD laughs
[17:00] <@Night-Hawk> burn your testicles while you're at it so you can't 
reproduce, you pri- oh wait... you got none
[17:00] * @Traven sighs
[17:00] <@Lara> Reproduce?
[17:00] <@Lara> Can you imagine how WEAK his fucking game must be?
[17:00] * @Traven shudders
[17:00] <@Lara> "Hey, baby, wanna see my FOT outline?
[17:00] <@Lara> "It's HUGE!"
[17:00] <@ElectricD> ... My comp is about to explode here in about five 
minutes...  So PLEASE don't let me miss out one what I may potentially miss!
[17:00] * @Night-Hawk chokes
[17:01] <@ElectricD> Sure....
[17:01] <@Traven> Hey! Never underestimate the power of an asshole to get a 
hot bitch.
[17:01] * @ElectricD laughs
[17:01] <@ElectricD> Damn right!
[17:01] <@Night-Hawk> is that how guys tried to pick you up, Lara?
[17:01] * @ElectricD grumbles about that...
[17:01] <@Typhon> He probably doesnt even have genitals. they've atrophied 
into nonexistance.
[17:01] * @Traven notices that guys still try it
[17:01] <@Typhon> yeah, assholes get lots of girls.
[17:01] <@Night-Hawk> depends what type of asshole
[17:01] <@Night-Hawk> but here
[17:01] <@Lara> Bah...
[17:01] * @Night-Hawk jerks his thumb back towards the #projectrpg room
[17:01] <@Lara> He's not an asshole.
[17:02] <@Lara> He's just an ass.
[17:02] <@Traven> Yes he is
[17:02] <@Night-Hawk> we got a dipshit... so he can't get girls
[17:02] <@Lara> An asshole is never incompetant.
[17:02] <@Traven> He can
[17:02] <@Lara> This....creature...
[17:02] <@Night-Hawk> as i said
[17:02] <@Night-Hawk> he's a dipshit
[17:02] <@Lara> Has all the conversational skills of a PEZ dispenser
[17:02] <@Lara> Without the shiny colors or the nice bobble top
[17:03] <@Night-Hawk> hell, those talk better and make more sense
[17:03] <@Traven> He's the type of guy who would wonder how his bitch got 
pregnant when he took the pill every day
[17:03] <@ElectricD> ... And there's no Pez in him!
[17:03] <@Night-Hawk> HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAH!
[17:03] <@ElectricD> .......
[17:03] * @ElectricD snorts
[17:03] <@Lara> God,Andrew...
[17:03] <@Traven> Yes?
[17:03] <@Lara> That's pretty bad.
[17:04] <@Traven> Isn't it?
[17:04] <@Night-Hawk> you could do the stand up comedy act somewhere :D
[17:04] <@Traven> Expect it at ProjectCon 2003
[17:04] <@Night-Hawk> gotcha
[17:04] <@Traven> and a strip tease
[17:04] * @Traven winks
[17:04] * @ElectricD smiles
[17:04] <@ElectricD> FROM ME!
[17:04] <@Night-Hawk> no
[17:04] <@Typhon> sweet!
[17:04] <@Night-Hawk> not the strip tease
[17:04] <@Typhon> NOT SWEET!
[17:04] * @ElectricD laughs
[17:05] <@Traven> I'll try to get Roger to help
[17:05] <@ElectricD> HELL NO!
[17:05] <@Night-Hawk> that's it
[17:05] <@Night-Hawk> i'm not coming
[17:05] <@ElectricD> I DO NOT TAKE MY CLOTHES OFF IN FRONT OF PEOPLE!!!
[17:05] <@Traven> Would the women strip if the men did?
[17:05] * @ElectricD screams!
[17:05] <@ElectricD> AAARRRGGHHHH
[17:06] <@ElectricD> CRASH!
[17:06] <@Lara> .........
[17:06] <@Lara> You're computer is messed up?
[17:06] *** ElectricD has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer)
[17:06] *** Lara sets 4[channelmode] -i
[17:06] *** Lara sets 4[channelmode] -l
[17:06] <@Lara> You MUST CLICK THE LINK!
[17:06] <@Night-Hawk> oh crud...
[17:06] <@Lara> It's even MORE hilarous than the picture.
[17:07] <@Traven> OW!
[17:07] <@Night-Hawk> the Brotherhood of YORK?!
[17:07] <@Traven> My fucking EYES!
[17:07] * @Lara snickers
[17:07] <@Lara> Let's steal the Brotherhood of Steel, change the last name, 
and put it in New York.
[17:08] <@Lara> We are l33t original thinkerz!
[17:08] <@Lara> MORE LINKAGE!
[17:08] <@Lara> The critical eye shots just keep on coming!
[17:09] * @Lara snickers again
[17:09] <@Traven> I will not be able to see after tonight
[17:09] <@Night-Hawk> there's nothing...
[17:10] * @Traven wishes to kill this fool soon
[17:11] <@Traven> I really want to know why he suddenly showed up
[17:11] <@Traven> Likely has Fang's hand shoved up his ass
[17:12] <@Lara> THIS IS HILARIOUS!
[17:12] *** Lara sets 4[channelmode] -k darken
[17:12] <@Traven> I won't even read it now...
[17:13] <@Traven> I want something for later
[17:13] *** ElectricD (EMDevilman@Star5690.ipt.aol.com) 4[joined] 
#execcouncil.
[17:13] <@Typhon> this is all just WRONG.
[17:13] *** Traven 4[ops] ElectricD
[17:13] <@Typhon> brb
[17:13] *** Lara sets 4[channelmode] +k darken
[17:13] <@Lara> This is just too hilarious
[17:13] <@ElectricD> What did I miss?
[17:13] <@Traven> More links
[17:13] <@Lara> This is the absolute shittiest fan fiction in existance.
[17:13] <@Lara> Bar none.
[17:14] <@Lara> Exploits of Fang has nothing on this...
[17:14] <@Traven> ....
[17:14] <@Traven> Are you sure?
[17:14] <@Lara> Fuck, it's like War and Peace compared to it.
[17:14] <@ElectricD> The AVENGER!!!
[17:14] * @ElectricD runs around with a stick
[17:14] <@Lara> Kitty and Fear looked up.  The roof was just under two 
metres high, which was unusual with all the high-set houses and apartments 
around.  With a glance at eachother, they went around the sides.  The 
building was square-shaped, each side about the same length as the width of 
a single-story house.
[17:14] <@ElectricD> How old is this guy???
[17:14] <@Traven> Good question
[17:14] <@Traven> Lara... can you ask him?
[17:14] <@Lara> WHAT THE FUCK IS HE TALKING ABOUT?
[17:15] <@Traven> He is trying to get you in bed...
[17:15] * @Lara snorts
[17:15] * @Traven ducks a knofe
[17:15] <@Traven> *kinfe
[17:15] <@Night-Hawk> [17:14] <Harlequin> Basically, the brotherhood of York 
was an organization of people.  A bit like a clan.
[17:15] * @Lara laughs
[17:15] <@Lara> I like his latest line.
[17:15] <@Night-Hawk> hello... a BROTHERHOOD OBVIOUSLY IS A GROUP OF 
PEOPLE?! LIKE A CLAN?!
[17:16] * @Traven laughs
[17:16] <@Night-Hawk> [17:15] <Harlequin> I just found this in that story.  
"The brotherhood of York was unlike any other post-war group.  They weren't 
raiders, but more like Peace-Keepers"
[17:16] <@Night-Hawk> oh, and what's this
[17:16] <@Night-Hawk> another spin-off on the BOS?
[17:16] <@Night-Hawk> please
[17:16] <@Lara> Chapter 4, in its entirety...
[17:16] <@Lara> Even after what was later known as “the tragedy of 
Jacobson”, the food lasted a great deal longer than what any of the 
brothers, Marcus included, ever would have guessed.
[17:16] <@Lara> But it was running out fast, and because the food was burnt, 
it could no longer be recycled.
[17:16] <@Traven> This is his story... and he doesn't know it?
[17:16] <@Lara> Of course he doesn't
[17:16] <@Lara> Don't you know evil lives in the fucking skin?
[17:16] <@ElectricD> .........
[17:16] <@Traven> .......
[17:16] <@ElectricD> DON'T YOU.
[17:16] <@ElectricD> REALIZE
[17:17] <@ElectricD> THAT EVIL!
[17:17] * @Traven goes to put that on now
[17:17] <@ElectricD> LIVES IN THE MOTHERFUCKING...
[17:17] <@ElectricD> SKIN!!!!
[17:17] <@Traven> SKIN!!!!!
[17:17] * @ElectricD headbangs
[17:17] <@Lara> That has never been truer than now.
[17:17] <@Night-Hawk> press him for his real age
[17:17] <@ElectricD> ....!!!
[17:17] <@Traven> When did you hear SoaD-Soil Lara?
[17:18] <@Typhon> god, this guy makes Saint look like Stephen Hawking.
[17:18] <@Lara> This guy makes TANK look like Stephen Hawking
[17:18] <@ElectricD> [04:10] <Harlequin> Does Elara drill everyone like 
this?
[17:18] <@ElectricD> [04:12] * ElectricD thinks for a moment.
[17:18] <@ElectricD> [04:12] <ElectricD> Yes.
[17:18] <@Night-Hawk> hahahahahah
[17:18] * @Traven laughs
[17:19] <@Traven> ....
[17:19] <@Traven> YOU missed it?
[17:20] <@ElectricD> ................
[17:20] <@Night-Hawk> [17:19] <Harlequin> But its not your fault, its mine.  
I didn't explain well enough.  I'm distracted.
[17:20] * @Traven rocks with SoaD-Soil
[17:20] <@Night-Hawk> [17:19] <Harlequin> But its not your fault, its mine.  
I didn't explain well enough.  I'm distracted. I'm also a retard, so don't 
mind my mindless babbling
[17:20] * @Lara snickers
[17:21] <@Lara> That means he's 16 or 17 now..
[17:21] <@Lara> At the MOST
[17:21] <@Night-Hawk> holy fuck this guy might be younger than me
[17:21] * @Typhon rocks back and forth, humming "do you know the muffinman, 
the muffinman..."
[17:21] <@Traven> Ask him if he remember's the 90s
[17:21] <@Lara> Fuck...ask him if he remembers the turn of the millenium.
[17:22] * @Traven chuckles
[17:22] <@Lara> Ah...
[17:22] <@Lara> finally, truth.
[17:22] <@Traven> I remember where I was... drunk and with a stranger
[17:22] <@ElectricD> 16!  Whoever had 16 wins the pool!
[17:22] * @ElectricD holds up a ticket
[17:22] * @Traven dances
[17:22] <@Night-Hawk> [17:21] <Harlequin> And, I'm 16, Elara.  I'm not 
analytical, I'm a prat, and I'm immature to boot.  Perhaps its for the 
better if I don't try to help you out and just talk or something, and throw 
up advice or suggestions here and there.
[17:22] * @ElectricD shrugs
[17:23] * @Lara shrugs
[17:23] <@Traven> Actually... I was with Felixman's sister when the 
Millenium turned
[17:23] <@Lara> That's about the truth.
[17:23] <@Typhon> DUH.
[17:23] <@Traven> Uh... don't tell him
[17:23] <@Traven> k?
[17:23] * @Lara goes to email Felix.
[17:23] <@Traven> NO!!!!!!
[17:23] <@Night-Hawk> [17:21] <Harlequin> And, I'm 16, Elara.  I'm not 
analytical, I'm a prat, and I'm immature to boot.  Perhaps its for the 
better if I go ram my head up my fucking ass and not bother you or any of 
the Steel Paladins  again
[17:24] <@Night-Hawk> [17:21] <Harlequin> And, I'm 3, Elara.  I'm not 
straight, I'm a dickhead, and I'm a girl to boot.  Perhaps its for the 
better if I go ram my head up my fucking ass and not bother you or any of 
the Steel Paladins  again
[17:25] <@Typhon> <Harlequin> Thinking over all that has been said, though I 
still like what you've
[17:25] <@Typhon>   done - at least from what I had seen, I don't think I'd 
be too good for you.  Nor
[17:25] <@Typhon>   am I wanted.
[17:25] <@Typhon> no shit, sherlock. and boy, did that come out weird.
[17:25] <@Night-Hawk> you forgot the minority!!!
[17:25] <@Night-Hawk> wahhhhhhhhh!
[17:25] * @Night-Hawk starts crying
[17:26] <@Lara> Justin..
[17:26] * @Traven needs to evacuate the lighthouse, it's all over WAAAAAA!
[17:26] <@Lara> Can you please start playing the funeral dirge?
[17:26] * @ElectricD goes on a queest to find all those old shitty FO 
websites
[17:26] <@ElectricD> Okay
[17:26] <@Traven> Use your cat too
[17:26] * @ElectricD begins to play a funeral dirge with a SKYNYRD kitty
[17:26] * @Traven hands ED the Kitty
[17:26] * @ElectricD begins to play a funeral dirge with a SKYNYRD SQUASHED 
kitty
[17:27] <@Typhon> aww man, are we done with him?
[17:27] <@Traven> Who gets the honor of kickbaning him?
[17:27] <@Night-Hawk> ME!
[17:27] <@ElectricD> Dun-dun da-dun dun dadun-dadun-dadunnnn
[17:27] <@ElectricD> Dun-dun da-dun dun dadun-dadun-dadunnnn!
[17:28] * @Traven rocks with System of a Down- Spiders
[17:28] <@Night-Hawk> for ONCE the asshole is right
[17:29] <@Lara> Bidding to do the kick/ban?
[17:29] <@Traven> Ohhh... Pick me! Lord HARLE! PICK ME FOR YOUR TEAM!
[17:29] <@Night-Hawk> yes
[17:29] <@Night-Hawk> i wanna do the kickban!
[17:29] <@ElectricD> I got it for factiontalk...
[17:30] <@ElectricD> I'm the only one in there...
[17:30] <@Traven> I was there... and I ran
[17:30] <@ElectricD> I was about to say, Traven.
[17:30] <@Traven> heh
[17:30] <@Traven> 21 "Real Life" members?
[17:31] <@Night-Hawk> the Texas Crew
[17:31] <@ElectricD> Here it comes!
[17:32] <@Night-Hawk> HAH!
[17:32] <@Lara> now, back tothe main room.
[17:32] <@Lara> OUT!
[17:32] *** Lara (mmm@Star7608.dialup.eulstx.swbell.net) 4[left] 
#execcouncil.
[17:32] <@ElectricD> [04:26] <ElectricD> I apologize, but it must be done
[17:32] *** Night-Hawk (~bahahah@pcd290207.netvigator.com) 4[left] 
#execcouncil.
Session Close: Sun Feb 17 17:32:17 2002