"The first rule of Temporal Dramatics: Anything can happen. All matter are mere patterns of energy. Chaos theory tells us that patterns exist even in uncontrollable structures. However, it is in controllable structures that patterns become vital; for without it nothing could possibly exist. Patterns exist in all creation, life, in behavior, in history. Some call it fate, some call it the will of the Gods. I call it transfictionality. Simply speaking; whoever is authoring this thing is insane. Damn him." "Who the hell are you talking to?" "The audience. Can't you see them?" "Uh.. no. We're in the middle of the Sahara! What audience?!" William looked up at the sun and considered uttering more bad manners against it. "... your grasp of reality has become severely limited. Or to be precise, you still think this reality IS all the reality that we need." "You filled your canteen with booze instead of water, didn't you?" "...yes." Hic. -Charles Bhepin and William Van Gameren; IU

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